Watch this, tape that - Monday

Don't ask questions, just do what I say.

9:00
Watch this: "Trauma" (NBC). The teams responds to an accident involving a wedding at sea and a speedboat collision.
Tape that: "Gossip Girl" (CW). Blair tries to get Lady GaGa to perform at a private concert.
See it online: "Lie to Me" (FOX). A teen believes he was kidnapped as a baby.

10:00
Watch this: "CSI: Miami" (CBS).
Tape that: "I Want to Work for Diddy" (VH1). Now that Poprah is back, expect even more yelling and swearing.
Also on: "Jon & Kate Plus 8" (TLC). Penultimate episode. The end is finally near.