Watch this, tape that - Wednesday

OMG! As new shows enter the fall season, my nights are as overcrowded as our prison system. Here's what's on:

8:00
Watch this: "America's Next Top Model" (CW). The models explore cliffs in Hawaii ... you know ... cause that's what models do.
Tape that: "Bill Cosby: The Mark Twain Humor Prize 2009" (PBS). America's favorite dad is honored with a prized that he's refused twice. Look for a reunion of "The Cosby Show" cast mates.
See it again: "Glee" (FOX). It's a repeat of the two mash-up episodes. If you missed them the first time, now is your chance to become a "gleek".

9:00
Watch this: "Modern Family" (ABC). I've been telling you to see this show online, but it's simply too funny to pass on. Tonight, Manny takes an interest in fencing.
Tape that: "Criminal Minds" (CBS). The team searches for a killer who removes his victims eyes. Have your vomit bucket on hand.
See it later in the week: "Law & Order: SVU" (NBC). Usually repeats on Saturdays at 10:00. The murders of three children of immigrant families are investigated.

10:00
Watch this: "Top Chef All Stars Dinner" (Bravo). Past contestants return to dish on memorable moments.
Tape that: "Real World/Road Rules Challenge" (MTV). Now that Wes is gone maybe the rest of these knuckleheads will calm down.
See it online: "CSI: NY" (CBS). A software company executive is murdered. They'll probably make a game out of it.
Also on: "South Park" (Comedy Central). The episode is called "The F-Word". Enough said.