Watch this, tape that - Monday

It's manic Monday as the networks try to stack Prime Time to compensate for the NCAA Championship. Here's what's on:

6:00
It's on: NCAA Championship (CBS). It's Butler vs. Duke for the title.

8:00
Watch this: "24" (FOX). 2 hours. I'm back on board with Jack Bauer after almost giving up on the show for the last 2 weeks. President Hassan makes a decision that shocks his family. Lemme guess: He surrenders for the sake of the American people. Recycled plot number 107? Check.
Tape that: "Dancing With the Stars" (ABC). 2 hours. It's the third week of performances and Kate Gosselin tackles the paso doble. She's the only reason I watch.

9:00
Watch this: "Trauma" (NBC). Nancy goes against procedure when treating a cheerleader and Joe pays the price.
Tape that: "Gossip Girl" (CW). Chuck and Blair star in a teen-age version of "Indecent Proposal".

10:00
Watch this: "Damages" (FX). Patty deals with the DA after her star witness is arrested.
Tape that: "Runaway Squad" (A&E). The network gives us a place holder for "Hoarders". A team searches for a Long Island teen.
Also on: "Christian Siriano: Having a Moment" (Bravo). The queen of fierce stars in his own reality series. "True Life: I'm Relocating for Love" (MTV). Pasco mayor Joyce Olson, is that you?