Blame it on the book

I have a new Wednesday work schedule that allows me to get home before 9:00 and what do I do? I opt to read a book and fall asleep. Reading is for the summertime, when there's nothing on TV except reality shows. It keeps the mind sharp, but it has the same effect on me as chamomile tea ... a slow descent into la la land. Kids, don't be fooled! Reading has a time and a place and it's not during primetime TV hours. This book had better be good. Here's a rundown of Wednesday night, Twitter style:

"America's Next Top Model" (CW, 8:00): Tyra sends home Iman-wannabe Simone instead of dry as powdered milk Anslee. The girls posed as vampires and Alasia gets the best photo for the second week in a row. (OK, that's like 2 tweets)

"Modern Family" (ABC, 9:00): The episode was a glorified promo for Apple's new iPad, but still funny as hell! It was so good I watched it twice. But seriously, how much did Apple pay for this blatant product placement? (That one is like the text message that's so long it comes over in 2 separate texts)

"Ugly Betty" (ABC, 10:00): The Suarez sisters travel to London for Hilda's bachelorette party. Betty scores an interview with a snazzy magazine editor, but turns down the job. And I think we can be sure now that Justin is in fact gay. Maybe.