Watch this, tape that - Tuesday

Oh my God! Oh my God! I'm practically hyperventilating at the return of "Glee"! Everything else tonight is just filler. Oh, and a Happy Birthday to my sister, Wonda! Here's what's on:

8:00
Watch this: "The Biggest Loser" (NBC). 2 hours. Don't get to comfortable watching. FOX has moved "Glee" to Tuesdays, so get ready to miss the end. Suze Orman assesses the players' financial health and predicts the winner for this season.
Tape that: "American Idol" (FOX). 88 minutes. The remaining eight finalists perform.
Also on: "Dancing With the Stars" (ABC). Results show.

9:00
Tape this: "Lost" (ABC). You have to tape it to make way for the goodness that is "Glee". We get the backstory on Ilana. Who is that you may ask? I don't know either.

9:28
Watch this: "Glee" (FOX). Just typing the name of this show makes me want to whip out my jazz hands. Tonight, Rachel becomes involved with a competitor.

10:00
Watch this: "Parenthood" (NBC). If you're not watching "Glee," tune in. Sarah considers coming clean with Amber about her English teacher.
Tape that: "V" (ABC). Tyler confronts his mother.
Catch it on second run: "16 & Pregnant" (MTV). Repeats immediately after first airing.
Also on: "Millionaire Matchmaker" (Bravo). "The Good Wife" (CBS) is a repeat.