Watch this, tape that - Thursday

I thought about posting some really immature April Fool's joke, but I'm not that clever or funny. At least the NCAA Tournament isn't ruining the night. Here are your choices:

8:00
Watch this: "Bones" (FOX). They're finally back with some fresh episodes. A subway accident reveals the corpse of an author who was embattled in a love triangle.
Tape that: "Flash Forward" (ABC). Olivia tries to get Charlie to open up about her flash forward. Since I haven't watched any of the new episodes, I can't remember who any of these people are.
See it online: "Survivor" (CBS). It's so much easier to watch it online. Minimal commercials!!
Also on: "The Office" (NBC). Repeats of Jim and Pam's wedding and the birth of their baby from 8-10 p.m.

9:00
Watch this: "CSI:" (CBS). It's been a long time! A 24-hour stakeout in a hotel room allows Catherine and Vartann to grow closer.
Tape that: "Grey's Anatomy" (ABC). Alex's brother shows up needing treatment for a hernia but has no health insurance. Too bad he can't wait until the new health bill kicks in. Free health care for everyone!

10:00
Watch this: "Project Runway" (Lifetime). The designers must create a look for an opinionated celebrity.
Tape that: "Private Practice" (ABC). Derek Shepherd's younger sister arrives to help Addison's comatose patient.