Watch this, tape that - Monday

It's about freakin' time. Nothing against the Olympics, but geez! 849 hours of Winter Games? C'mon! Our Heavenly Host couldn't make it through that much coverage! Here's what's on:

8:00
Watch this: "The Secret Life of the American Teenager" (ABC Family). So I can see from the show's message boards that I'm not the only one who thinks they are going overboard with the sex. Let's get these teenagers something else to stress about.
Also on: "The Bachelor: On the Wings of Love" (ABC). Jake makes his final decision, picking a new girlfriend for a relationship that will inevitably be over in 6 months. But I'm not bitter.

9:00
Watch this: "Make It or Break It" (ABC Family). Definitely more entertaining than "24". Kaylie is torn about whether to compete with her team.
Tape that: "When We Left Earth: Moon Landing Special" (Discovery). Not my usual taste, but I love space stuff. Plus it's hosted by Lt. Dan, aka Gary Sinise.
See it online: "24" (FOX). More of the same. Jack closes in on a person of interest ... just like he did last week.

10:00
Watch this: "Hoarders" (A&E). They're back! Tonight is a mother of 12 who sleeps in a homeless shelter.
Tape that: "Damages" (FX). It's getting good now. Patty strikes a surprising bargain.
See it online: "CSI: Miami" (CBS). Rob Zombie directs this episode. Horatio and Jesse go to L.A. after Jesse is accused of evidence tampering in a murder case there.
Catch it on second run: "Fantasia for Real" (VH1).
Also on: "The Bachelor: After the Final Rose" (ABC); "The Whale That Exploded" (National Geographic).