Watch this, tape that - Wednesday

Hump Day doesn't offer much. Here's what's on:

8:00
Watch this: "America's Next Top Model" (CW). The models pose as vampires in a bloody bathtub.
Also on: "It's the Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown" (ABC).

9:00
Watch this: "Modern Family" (ABC). This show is freaking hilarious! Phil pines for a new gadget.
Also on: "American Idol" (FOX). Results show. I say read about it tomorrow.

10:00
Watch this: "Ugly Betty" (ABC). Betty's transformation is almost complete and tonight she goes to London for the city's Fashion Week, where she reconnects with Christina and Gio.
Tape that: "Law & Order: SVU" (NBC). I thought it would be easier to catch this at 10:00, but so far I'm behind by about 4 episodes. Shruggsies.
Also on: "South Park" (Comedy Central).