Watch this, tape that - Wednesday

Here's the rundown of Hump Day happenings:

8:00
Watch this: "America's Next Top Model" (CW). Season premiere. The 14th season opens with 33 girls vying for 13 spots and a chance to move into the loft apartment. It's 90 minutes so it may interfere with the 9:00 shows.

9:00
Watch this: "Modern Family" (ABC). It's only 30 minutes but it packs a humorous punch! Phil reaches out to an old flame.
Tape that: "Criminal Minds" (CBS). The team tracks a truck driver who abducts women. "90210" alum Andrea Zuckerman ... er, Gabrielle Carteris guest stars.
See it on YouTube: "American Idol" (FOX). That's where they will post the best performances anyway. The Top 8 guys perform.

10:00
Watch this: "Ugly Betty" (ABC). Betty reluctantly dates a firefighter to help the investigation into the fire that ruined the Suarez house.
Tape that: "Law & Order: SVU" (NBC). A suspect's lawyer's tactics are questioned by the D.A.
See it online: "CSI: NY" (CBS). The team probes the murders of two young journalists.
Also on: "Psych" (USA). A killer plots to kill Shawn in schemes modeled after classic Hitchcock films.