Watch this, tape that - Tuesday

Here's what's on:

Bowl game of the night: FedEx Orange Bowl - Iowa vs. Georgia Tech (FOX, 8:00).

8:00
Watch this: "The Biggest Loser: Couples" (NBC). Danny, we hardly knew ye. He's barely off the scale and Bob and Jillian are already back for Season 9 ... and once again tauting the "heaviest cast yet". I'll be the judge of that.
Tape that: "After Armageddon" (History). Not my usual type of show, but given it's a new year I thought I'd sample something different. The show delves into how the world might respond to an apocalypse. And here I was thinking 9/11 showed that already.

9:00
If you're bored with the History Channel, you can flip over to "One Big Happy Family" on TLC, although I'm not sure you'll be pleased with that choice.

10:00
Watch this: "Teen Mom" (MTV). If Farrah doesn't shape up soon, I'm going to start leaving comments on her MTV blog ... and they won't be kind.
Tape that: "The Good Wife" (CBS). Alicia tackles a divorce case involving the state attorney general's wife. Good luck with that.
See it on second run: "Tabatha's Salon Takeover" (Bravo, 11:00). Tabatha tries to refashion a California salon.
Also on: "Frank the Entertainer in a Basement Affair" (VH1). It's a repeat of Monday's show, but if you like those VH1 dating shows then here's another one for you. This time it's The Entertainer, aka, Frank-Who-Still-Lives-With-His-Parents, who gets to pick a mate. These girls must be living in cars or garbage cans to want to hook up with this guy. I think I'm going to sit this one out.