"The Office" (NBC, 9:00): Jim and a 5-months-pregnant Pam tie knot in cutest wedding ever! We waited a long time for this day! In true Dunder Mifflin style, their coworkers made the day about themselves. When the wedding plans head south, Jim and Pam elope aboard a Niagra Falls tour boat, allowing them to keep their sacred moment private. Could Jim be any more precious?
"Flash Forward" (ABC, 8:00): Imprisoned Nazi thinks he knows why world blacked out for 137 seconds. Apparently it's Madonna's fault. If you write the word "Kabbalah" in Hebrew, the letters are given numbers and the numbers add up to 137. Pause it: The future is determined through numerology? I could've called the Psychic Friends Hotline for that. Said Nazi was lying but did see mass of dead crows during the blackout. It's revealed the same thing happened in 1991 in Somalia complete with bright light and rolling clouds.
"Survivor" (CBS, 8:00): Galu wins chickens in bocce ball reward challenge. Shambo proceeds to let a chicken escape. Foa Foa finally wins immunity. Erik finds immunity idol on Galu's beach. Did the production crew even try to hide them? Yasmin sent packing, wearing a nice pair of heels. Why did I pick Monica for my fantasy team? Now she's outed as a weak competitor instead of flying under the radar until the merge. Pause it: Slapping Monica with her Tribal Council torch.
"Project Runway" (Lifetime, 10:00): Designers must make an outfit for newly divorced women using their old wedding gowns, $25 and 2 yards of fabric. Shirin's divorcee had the most boring dress with the least amount of fabric. Seattle's own Logan gets too ambitious and turns in crap as usual. He lands in the bottom two with Epperson but manages to stay in. Gordana wins immunity with her chic, edgy dress that a girl my size could never pull off.
"Grey's Anatomy" (ABC; 9:00): Daddy Grey enters hospital in need of liver transplant. Little Grey is not a match and Dark, Gloomy Grey refuses to help. Meredith finally caves and gives absentee daddy a piece of her liver (and mind). Pause it: Would you donate an organ to an estranged family member? I probably would, but it would cost 'em. Christina is jockeying for surgeries and asks the chief to cut her from program if she can't use her gifts. Alex wants to move away from nature and back in with Meredith, but Izzie wants to "keep moving forward". Alex relents, Izzie changes mind. Guess they'll be house hunting in Ballard next week. Funniest line of the episode goes to 82-year-old penile implant patient: "There's gotta be more to life than eating pudding and watching "CSI".
Nice shout-out to your time slot competition.
"Real Housewives of Atlanta" (Bravo, 10:00): NeNe puts on a high-heel marathon for battered women. Kandi gets record deal with Capitol Records. Lisa isn't pregnant. And two seasons later, Sheree is still trying to put on a fashion show. Give it up, Sheree. You clothing line is D.O.A. Some light humor commentary from Sheree, exasperated with party planner Dwight: "It's not He by Dwight, it's She by Sheree. I'm the head diva in charge." Sorry, diva. You have no taste.
Wednesday leftovers: Funny lines heard on "Modern Family" (ABC, 9:00).
- Snob Mitchell to partner Cameron after being introduced to Costco: "... Guess what I found! Coffins! They sell baby formula and they sell coffins. You can literally buy everything you need from birth to death."
- Cameron, comparing himself to Costco: " Yeah, I'm sort of like Costco. I'm big, I'm not fancy and I dare you not to like me."
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