Watch this, tape that - Monday

It's a big week of premieres so hang on to your remotes and let's get the party started!

8:00
Watch this: "Secret Life of the American Teenager" (ABC Family). Anne meets up with an old flame. I hope he lights a fire under this show.
Tape that: "The Bachelor" (ABC). Unless you're living under a rock, you already know which chick was gettin' it on with one of the crew members. I'll probably tape it ... you know ... for, ummm, research purposes.
Also on: "How I Met Your Mother" (CBS); "Chuck" (NBC).

9:00
Watch this: "Make It or Break It" (ABC Family). The Rock's old coach, Marty, returns and the girls try to get him fired.

10:00
Watch this: "Hoarders" (A&E). I caught myself opening a bottle of moisturizer and I put the box it came in underneath the sink? Why am I saving that, you ask? I'm tuning in to get some clarity.
Tape that: "CSI: Miami" (CBS). A popular young singer dies after she's engulfed in flames during a concert. Sounds like something that's ripped from the headlines, but I can't recall Britney Spears catching on fire. Don't have time to watch? See it online or watch through On Demand.
See it on second run: "Men of a Certain Age" (TNT). It's on again at 1 am. You don't have to say it. I know.
Also on: "Fantasia For Real" (VH1). Series premiere. The network is following around another C-List star as if we care about their life. This time it's "American Idol" winner Fantasia Barrino. I'll let you know if it's worth checking out.