Watch this, tape that - Thursday

Not enough hours in the day to watch all the goodness that is Thursday night primetime. Here's what I'll be watching:

8:00 pm
Watch this: "Bones" (FOX). The remains of an Amish piano prodigy are discovered. It's Rumspringa gone wild. Also check out "Parks and Recreation" (NBC, 8:30).
Tape that: "Flash Forward" (ABC). The story is much too complex to watch live. Watch for the kangaroo.
See it online: "Survivor" (CBS). God bless the Eye network for posting their shows immediately after airing.

9:00 pm
Watch this: "The Office" (NBC). It's only 30 minutes. Stick around and check out "Community".
Tape that: "Grey's Anatomy" (ABC). Too many commercials.
See it online: "CSI:" (CBS). Now that all the hotties are gone, no need to see it on the big screen.

10:00 pm
Watch this: "Project Runway" (Lifetime). Local guy Logan is still hangin' in there, but not for long if he keeps sending crap down the runway. Not into reality TV? Try "The Mentalist" (CBS).
Tape that: "Real Housewives of Atlanta" (Bravo). You'll need the playback just to figure out what they are saying. Don't be tardy for the party ... Kim is debuting her catchy song.
See it online: "Private Practice" (ABC). Last season ended with a lot of gore. Save it for the laptop.

If you miss Real Housewives or Project Runway, both repeat immediately after airing.